TheMiner27
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(Camper 1) What are you guys playing?
(Camper 2) [looking at phone, frustrated] I'm supposed to be playing Minecraft, but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
(Camper 3) [looking up from phone] Is it TheMiner27?!
(Camper 2) [gesturing towards camper 3] Yeah, TheMiner27.
(Camper 1) [looking at camper 2] Who is TheMiner27?
[camper 1 looks at camper 3, along with everyone else]
(Camper 3) [looking at camper 1, then looking forward] Some say TheMiner27 is the first Minecraft player ever. Born from Memes.
[fire emerges from screen as TheMiner27 steps out of it]
[violin music]
(Camper 4) I heard the TheMiner27 can trigger a feminist over the internet
(Camper 3) [looking up with a knowing gaze] I heard TheMiner27 once defeated an frat with a single blow.
[TheMiner27 draws sword and jumps into the air heroically, and slams in on the ground, taking out the entire army - leaving a red mark on the ground]
(Camper 2) But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe - just when you think you might escape. WHAM!!! Just like that! [and with this the other campers are taken aback, and camper 2 waves his finger]
[camper 1 looking at ground with arms crossed, evil smile]
[Notification "YOUR BASE HAS BEEN LAVACASTED"]
(Camper 2) [looking at phone] What? No, no no no, no no no!
[2 more notifications]
[camper 3 has "BASE BEING WITHERED"]
(Camper 3) [looking at phone, annoyed] That's impossible!
[camper 4 has "YOUR BED HAS BEEN TRAPPED!"]
(Camper 4) [looking at phone, shocked] TheMiner27 has Bed Trapped my account!
[camper 3 now has "YOUR BED HAS BEEN TRAPPED!"]
(Camper 3) [looking at phone in disbelief] Mine too!
(Camper 1) [standing up, looking around at all of the campers] Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.
(Camper 2) [looks up from phone, annoyed] You have no idea what just happened.
(Camper 1) [looking down, grin on face] I might have some idea.
[camper 1 turns around, pulls out her phone, light illuminating her face]
[camera switches to her phone screen, which reveals that camper 1 is in fact TheMiner27]
[camper 1 looks up with evil smile, and puts on cloak as flames erupt around her]
"A tree , Its just a lot of shrubbery" - NoudieDX 2k15
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Top kek
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Hold on, I have to wipe this tear off my face before pressing "Post Reply". Ok, done.
"Simplicity, is just a lack of complexity." ~Cruzbones, circa 2016.
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(01-10-2017, 10:34 PM)Cruzbones2 Wrote: Hold on, I have to wipe this tear off my face before pressing "Post Reply". Ok, done.

Are you proud papi ?
"A tree , Its just a lot of shrubbery" - NoudieDX 2k15
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