The Cancer Zone
#1
    Hello friends and fucktards! It is I, the filthy mouthed family man himself! And I have decided, in the spirit of doing whatever I want, whenever I want, to create a section on the forums dedicated to anything and everything cancerous that happens on the server. I give no fucks what it is, whether it be shitposting, deranged rants, or insults, or even a cake recipe, dump off all your cancer here! And as for the North Koreans monitoring my posting, you are also welcome to post all your insane cultist bullshit here too! I openly support it! I endorse it! I eat it for breakfast!
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#2
Today's topic is the subject of why I would like Xenobyte73 to violently disembowel himself with a rusty trowel. As everyone is aware, Xenobyte is a deranged aussie with a thirst for blood and a penchant for autism. This man is a true pile of living cancer, not capable of anything but lying, and being a leech. Therefore, I, your glorious leader, believe that Xenobyte should commit suicide. I will also be making a post on this as well.
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#3
Hello, my fine friends that don't exist! Seeing as how this is basically a quarantine for me, and only me, I'm essentially shouting at a wall with a face drawn on it. But I like it that way. Anyways, I'll probably cease to exist for a few weeks, maybe a few days. Who knows? But in that time, I look forward to nothing at all getting done on the server, the government slowly dying, and people continuing to be cancer.
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#4
Greetings again, nonexistent piles of human trash! I'm back again, to endorse the ASP. I sure do love potatoes, but you know what I love even more than potatoes? Science, of course! And not just any science, but the lovely science of aerospace engineering. ASP is the best program for such a science, and is also an excellent advertiser! Why, I can't think of a time where I haven't went to spawn and marveled at the ASP Brand Lavacasts®! Why, it brings a smile to my face. So, I think that I will continue to throw money at the ASP until they either answer my phone calls and letters, or go to space! And so should you. Anyways, if you aren't busy slitting your wrists with a razor you found in the toilet of a rest stop bathroom, I suggest you go check them out!
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#5
(03-02-2016, 11:31 AM)_Remnant_ Wrote: Greetings again, nonexistent piles of human trash! I'm back again, to endorse the ASP. I sure do love potatoes, but you know what I love even more than potatoes? Science, of course! And not just any science, but the lovely science of aerospace engineering. ASP is the best program for such a science, and is also an excellent advertiser! Why, I can't think of a time where I haven't went to spawn and marveled at the ASP Brand Lavacasts®! Why, it brings a smile to my face. So, I think that I will continue to throw money at the ASP until they either answer my phone calls and letters, or go to space! And so should you. Anyways, if you aren't busy slitting your wrists with a razor you found in the toilet of a rest stop bathroom, I suggest you go check them out!

I find your lack of clinical tone disturbing. Stop sending us spam mail, Diaminer has to go through it all and it seems you either purposely or completely by accident enclosed a Class B memetic. He hasn't stopped yelling about how socialism is the best form of government, and he has replaced all of our signs with propaganda featuring what seems to be the leaders of the Axis powers in WWII.
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#6
Hello, and welcome, to the latest and greatest daily news show in the existence of the entire empty, meaningless universe! So, since I've been shown that the server is inhabited primarily by a massive conglomeration of people I don't like, then I know what just what to do. Well, I really, really hate all of you, most all of you have proven that you can either not be trusted, don't understand how to function normally, or are burnout losers who don't even have the worth of gum on a sidewalk! Therefore, I'm no longer going to put in any effort. I will keep posting here, and on the forums, but don't expect to talk to me, to see me, or to even pretend like I actually care about you! Because honestly, I hate every one of my children, and would love nothing more than to suffocate all of you and be done with it. So, get ready for nonstop fun in the CANCER ZONE!!!!!!!
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