Hello future extraterrestrials! It has been brought to my attention that the ASP has had some SERIOUS potato output problems! However, I have come to the conclusion that its not because we started 2 days ago, its because the government ISN'T trying hard enough! I call upon the government officials to pull a JFK, before/after being assassinated, and ask them to SUPPORT our cause. We call upon you, as the grand mediator of our nation, to put us far beyond the reaches of this dimensional plane. Pressures on you, theDoctor.
Xenobyte73, thank you very much for your interest in ASP and ASP's agenda. Unfortunately, after reviewing your file, ASP has unanimously decided to continue maintaining severed ties with your account. Reasons that contributed to this course of action are summarized by the following:
- Child tyranny
- Consistent backstabbing and betrayal
- CAPS-LOCK ABUSE
- Frenetic actions without due cause or verifiable basis
-General schmuckery and bafoonishness
Please contact a representative at our Department of [OMITTED] to appeal although we would like to highlight a 0% success rate to date in past appeals.
We wish you a good day and may Uranus guide you to Valhalla.
ASP would like to announce a surprising development. Xenobyte73, after further consideration and review of your paperwork, ASP is able to issue a first-of-its-kind appeal sustain motion. Your access to limited information has been granted to clearance level 25. Contact our representatives for further guidance in regard to navigating the labyrinth that is our Department of Public Relations. Congrats and may Uranus spread many pearls upon your head.