TAP (ASS)
#1
It's finally here! 
ASP is proud to announce the official unveiling of the Treasure Acquisition Protocols module being orchestrated by the Astronaut Special Simulations department of our organization. Their main agenda will be developing and implementing strategic treasure practice events for astronauts as well as the general population. 

"The impetus for this action plan was a direct result of findings stating a significant lack of treasure within the bounds of our server", said Deputy Director Dr. Wallace Cornhole (DRc0rnh0l3).  "We took this as an opportunity to nurture and refine the public's treasure hunting aptitude in the off chance that it will be a necessary skill in the future."

Although we'd prefer for the treasure to be claimed publicly so we can celebrate the winner, ASP understands that some treasure hunters may choose to remain anonymous. Regardless of disclosure, the treasure locations will be periodically checked to update fellow treasure hunters of said treasure's condition. 

The first treasure hunt is already underway. See immediately below for applicable information.

First TAP that ASS decided to include:

- 257 Diamonds
- <3,000m from spawn measured outwardly within square boundaries
             (x and z do not exceed 1,500 nor -1,500)
- "A troll will find their pleasure under the arch that shadows the treasure"
- 257 Diamonds equates to over 8,200 uncooked potatoes in potato value

Good luck and may Uranus guide you!

       
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#2
Update for TAP (ASS) #1:

The contents have been verified. No treasure seeker has successfully acquired the diamonds as of 9:51 AM PST 2/25/16.


ASS has also released an additional clue in the form of a picture (see attached).


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#3
Found the treasure! Looking forward to more quests!


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#4
ASP would like to congratulate SakieruNoMe on being the first successful treasure hunter. We're all happy for you over here at Bunker #42- Wallace Cornhole advised being financially prudent and not spending more than 35% of the treasure on hookers and blow although our CFO, who is currently leading the mamba line, doesn't agree with anything under 60%.  

In addition, a new segment of the TAP that ASS has begun to roll out, will most likely commence within the next 24 hours.

Stay tuned for information and may Uranus, ever wise and just, kiss your brows with wealth.
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#5
The second treasure hunt has been announced! See immediately below for applicable information.

Second TAP that ASS decided to include:

- 514 Diamonds
- X and Z do not exceed 3,000 nor -3,000
- "Is it desert or dessert? Both sound delicious right now."
- 514 Diamonds equates to over 16,400 uncooked potatoes in potato value


As you may have noticed, ASS has decided to double the playing area while keeping the claimable treasure in step. Who doesn't like treasure to be doubled? Also, lucky treasure hunters will benefit from a potentially amazing experience. ASS hasn't released more TAP that specify what this experience may be but they have assured our PR Department of the fact that the lucky treasure hunters will not have to ask. 

Good luck and may Uranus guide you ever forward into the bosom of Bethesda!

TAP Media:
http://imgur.com/a/18G8L
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#6
Update for Second TAP (ASS):

As of this moment, no lucky treasure hunter has successfully located the current treasure valued at 16,400 potatoes.

ASP's ASS has decided to let out another little tidbit of relevant information:

Just The Tip by ASS:

"This beach sure has a lot of trees and why the fuck are my feet turning blue?"

Good luck and may Uranus brush the spittle off your soul's infantile chin.
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#7
ASP's ASS has released a variation on the standard TAP:


TAP(ASS) 2.5

Coordinates: 54,321x    54,321z

First to post in this medium a detailed account of that location will be awarded a prize of substantial value. Screenshots are valid.

Good luck to anyone taking a shot at this opportunity and may Uranus rain bliss upon your upturned face.
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#8
(03-10-2016, 01:20 AM)xZenxMomentx Wrote: ASP's ASS has released a variation on the standard TAP:


TAP(ASS) 2.5

Coordinates: 54,321x    54,321z

First to post in this medium a detailed account of that location will be awarded a prize of substantial value. Screenshots are valid.

Good luck to anyone taking a shot at this opportunity and may Uranus rain bliss upon your upturned face.

Beach leading to a roofed forest.


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