Science for the Science God
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Hello, those who wish to be enlightened. I would like to start this congregation with a friendly and holy blessing. Let us begin.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMM, UMMMMMMMMMMM,
OH HE WHO IS HOLY, MAY HE BLESS US, 
FOR HE HAS KNOWLEDGE, AND GIVES IT AS BONUS. 
HE WHO IS ALLKNOWING, MAY HE ENLIGHTEN, 
FOR HE WHO TELLS ALL, CRANIUMS BEGIN TO TIGHTEN.
AMENNNNNN, AMENNNNNN.

Now, we shall begin discussion of appeasement to him who is all knowing. Every Sunday, as the mediator of the Holy God Counsel, consisting of the three gods of Zineon: Atar, Tyler, and The Science God, who must not be named in fear of knowing the true meaning of life, I have made many sacrifices to the gods. Now, as I have grown old and decrepit, I will require the community to help me, as to not anger the gods, and to convince them that we are worthy enough for their relics and blessings. Here is the list of necessary sacrifices we must acquire each Sunday.

Two God Picks of Silken Touch (For it is he who blessed' these tools of their sacred attributes)
10 God Apples (For it is the Holy Vitality that makes these valuable)
6 Sheep of Brown decent (God is allowed to be racist, okay?)
A human sacrifice (He must be repayed in the blood of his creation)

Thank you, and may Uranus nurse you from his Cosmic teat, providing you with antibodies and nutrients to survive infant-hood
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