...burp?
#1
guys i really need to burp
"Complexity, is just a lot of Simplicity"
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#2
I hope you burped by now.

Just so you know:
"The loudest burp ever recorded was 109.9 decibels and was achieved by Paul Hunn in Bognor Regis, United Kingdom, on August 23, 2009. That's louder than the roar of a motorcycle or snowmobile!"
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#3
I burped a little, but it's not all out yet
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#4
still can't burp... dunno if anyone knows what i'm talking about, but sometimes I wake up and I want to do EVERYTHING but consequentially can't do any individual thing because I have so many tasks in my head at once.

My mate just went to pick up something to smoke (legal in Netherlands) so it's possible I might be able to burp later tonight
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#5
Sometimes I worry about you chad. Sometimes I worry...
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#6
What a tragedy! I recommend alerting all news outlets about this burp that has been terrorizing you for days. Good luck and have a happy high time my friend.
Science, Bitch!
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#7
I feel like more of the burp is going to come out today... wish me luck!
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#8
Might sound like I'm bullshitting you, but vomiting will get rid of the burp. It opens up your throat to expel the vomit, and as a result of contracting the stomach, the air comes out with it. Also, smoking pot doesn't relieve burps, unless you were talking about munchies or something.
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#9
I have this crazy talent, I can suck air down into my stomach and then burp it back out, basically, I can burp whenever I wish. Not sure if this is entirely healthy though.
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#10
I pray that you've burped by now.
"Simplicity, is just a lack of complexity." ~Cruzbones, circa 2016.
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